my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
If you’re gonna cosplay Satsuki Kiryuin, it ain’t about the booty, or the boobies, the height or the figure.
BUT YOU BETTER HAVE A-RANK FUCKING EYEBROW GAME BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST COSPLAY SATSUKI KIRYUIN WITH NO WEAK ASS EYEBROW GAME I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU’RE A MAN A WOMAN, OR A FUCKING GIRAFFE DONT YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE EYEBROW QUEEN WITH YO PUNK ASS EYEBROW GAME
GO BIG OR GO THE FUCK ON HOME
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
"why isnt your homework done?"
"why didnt you clean your room?"
"why were you late to work?"
"why did you kill your family?"